Performed March 11-14, 2004 at the Baby Grand Studio Theatre

Directed by Dan Rider
Produced by Liam Karry
Set Design by Danyal Martin
Sound Design by Paul Hopson
Dramaturgy by Liam Karry

Featuring:
Steph Ellerbeck, Kimberley McLeod, Steph Lang, Melodie Watts, Sasha Kovacs, Joanna Szczepanski, Jeff Forrest, Tim Martin, Jay Collins, Laura Nicholson, Dave Messer

Director's Notes: Critical people always seem to ask, “Why do this play? Why do it now?” I think the answer to that is pretty obvious. Just look around you. America is at war with everybody, and every other day there is some sort of Hollywood sex scandal leading in the news. You might say there has never been a better time for this particular play.

Having said that, part of the appeal of this piece is that it is absolutely timeless. Before embarking on this project, we looked at dozens of translations, and each one featured little hints and tells about the time in which it was written. A translation from the 1980’s had characters with Russian accents; another more recent one took place in a bathhouse and dealt with class issues in England. Pick a time and place and this play suits it. We are always fighting one another, we are always concerned about sexuality, and there is always a little guy or girl with a big idea putting his or her ass on the line. The play is great for so many reasons, not the least of all being the fact that it is a 2500-year-old feminist comedy that is actually funny. And for those keeping track, there were not a lot of feminists in 420 BC, women were not even considered citizens. So for a play like this, to have come from a time like that, and survived this long, it has got to have something to say.

I hope our production pleases you. I hope it encourages you to think about society, sex, war, the validity of all your own base instincts, and about how nobody is ever powerless. I hope it makes you take all of those things with just a grain of salt, and helps you to laugh at it all for a second. — Dan Rider

Cast:
Steph EllerbeckLysistrata
Kimberley McLeodKalonike
Steph LangMyrrhine
Melodie WattsLampito
Sasha KovacsFirst Old Woman
Joanna SzczepanskiCitizen
Jeff ForrestKinesias
Tim MartinSpartan Herald
Jay CollinsMagistrate
Laura NicholsonAmbassador
Dave MesserFirst Old Man

Production Team:
Liam KarryProducer/Dramaturge
Dan RiderDirector
Cassandra SclauzeroAssistant Director/ Costume Designer
Heather KennedyStage Manager
Kelly CharltonAssistant Stage Manager
Liam KarryActing Coach
Danyal MartinSet Designer
Paul HopsonSound Designer/Operator
Jay GoodmanProps Master/LX designer
Brett BergmannPhotographer
Rob KempsonHead of Wardrobe
Maureen PalmerHead of Wardrobe
Jane BurkowskiScenic Painter
Adi BakerScenic Painter
Jane BurkowskiProps Crew
Dan RiderCarpentry Crew
Cassandra SclauzeroCarpentry Crew
Simon CheungPoster Designer
Ryan GrahamMedia Designer
Lindsey HiggsHead of Publicity
Liam KarryPublicity Crew
Grace O’ ConnellPublicity Crew
Sam TalkingtonSound Technician

Script Adaptation:
Dan Rider and Liam Karry

Classic Greek comedy Lysistrata given new life

by Cara Smusiak, Queen's Journal (March 19, 2004)

Sex is great. Sex is mind-blowing. Sex is the best damned thing since sliced bread. Can you imagine what it would be like to deprive the world of sex? Can you even think of any reason why someone might want to?

Lysistrata is a classical comedy by Aristophanes, named after the protagonist who decides that the women of the opposing states in Greece must withhold sex from their husbands until the men reach an agreement to end the Peloponnesian War.

The production on its own is bound to be entertaining; when the Single Thread Theatre Company puts on the production it’s downright hilarious.

In the opening scene the women gathered at the request of Lysistrata at the Acropolis, and she told them of her plan to withhold sex from the men until they reached a peace agreement. At first, the women were skeptical, most outright refusing to give up sex, but eventually they saw the beauty of Lysistrata’s plan and pledged their allegiance.

They took over the Parthenon and thus effectively took charge of the finances of Athens—the temple housed the money for the state.

The rest of the play features “quickies,” visible erections, handcuffs, drunken advances, near-fistfights, and all the good old debauchery and hijinks one would expect of ancient Greece.

The third scene of the production in particular was every man’s fantasy. Women in skimpy pyjamas engaging in pillow fights and sensually sucking on lollipops enticed the men as Lysistrata urged them to reach an agreement. The men, predictably, were putty in her hands.

Although all of the actors were outstanding, there were a few in particular that stood out.

Interestingly enough, the Magistrate reminded me of Friends’ Matthew Perry. His facial expressions, tone of voice, body language and even his appearance were shockingly similar to the Hollywood actor.

Sasha Kovacs presented a wonderful portrayal of a headstrong little old lady. She could go from the sweet grandmotherly figure to an enraged woman in a split second.

Dave Messer’s portrayal of the bitter old man was brilliant. Hunched and shaking, he became an incredibly wonderful character that was extremely transparent, but also completely endearing.

Stephanie Ellerbeck as Lysistrata was the brains behind the operation. She ruled the women and the men with a cunning mind and a strict set of rules. Her commanding presence and serenity were evident in her speech and body language. She was a woman to be reckoned with.

But it was the performance of Kim McLeod that stole the show. Her portrayal of Kalonike, a woman who equally enjoys her men and her drink, was stellar. From her exaggerated struggle to accept giving up sex to her flirtatious exit, McLeod shone from beginning to end.

At any given moment she could be seen twirling her hair, chewing her gum, swinging her hips or scrunching her skirt; she was the quintessential ditz, but she was so sweet and comical she had the audience eating out of the palm of her hand.

The only cause for complaint with this production was the set design. Its simplicity was commendable, but it only loosely resembled the Parthenon. Columns are an essential element in any temple, but here they were replaced by wide spans of plywood in between openings.

The inclusion of a railing that was too low to have any functional purpose was really a poor decision. The railing could have been omitted had the steps spanned the entire temple front as they do with the Parthenon. By doing this, it would not only have made the set more historically correct, but it would have allowed for better access to the temple.

In addition, the marbleized paint technique was too dramatic for the relative closeness of the audience. With a bit more subtlety in choice of colour ranges, it could have looked much better.

In defense of the set designers, these modifications may have been in keeping with the modernized script, bringing the set closer to the look of a modern home with a front porch.

As a whole, the production was phenomenal. Funny, witty and intelligent, the wonderfully-adapted script was enhanced by the immensely talented actors that brought it to life.

But above all else, Lysistrata delivered the sexiness it promised and taught us that sex does indeed make the world go ‘round.